Cleverbot
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He isn't even close to clever:
User: Who is justin beiber ?
Cleverbot: Light.
User: Why is he light ?
Cleverbot: Because without it nothing could be seen, not even the shadows.
User: Does Justin Beiber sound like a girl ?
Cleverbot: Well, there's not really a whole lot that can be done. Has she stated, wuite clearly, that she doesn't like you, or do you just get a vibe?
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This was funneh XD
THIS WAS REALLY FUNNNNNY!!!
User:Do you know math?
Cleverbot:Not really. What do you know about statistics?
User:What is TOSHIBA?
Cleverbot:Wednesday.
User:No,TOSHIBA is a Company.
Cleverbot:Why do people call you cleverbot?
Lol?
User:No,TOSHIBA is a Company.
Cleverbot:Why do people call you cleverbot?
User:I'm not cleverbot.
Cleverbot:Am I clever?
User:Yes,you are cleverbot.
Cleverbot:Are you cleverbot?
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User :Who is justin beiber.
Cleverbot :Justin Bieber is the most amazing person to live.
User :Why is he the most amazing person to live?
Cleverbot :Because He created the world.
THIS WAS REALLY FUNNNNNY!!!
User:Do you know math?
Cleverbot:Not really. What do you know about statistics?
User:What is TOSHIBA?
Cleverbot:Wednesday.
User:No,TOSHIBA is a Company.
Cleverbot:Why do people call you cleverbot?
Lol?
User:No,TOSHIBA is a Company.
Cleverbot:Why do people call you cleverbot?
User:I'm not cleverbot.
Cleverbot:Am I clever?
User:Yes,you are cleverbot.
Cleverbot:Are you cleverbot?
A good one :P
User: HEY DUDE.
Cleverbot: Hey Robot.
User: I'm not a robot , you are.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot!
User: You are a robot, stop negating that !
Cleverbot: Tsk, I think you are saying non-sense.
User: No I'm not , you're a robot.
Cleverbot: Guess what? I'm not a robot.
User: You are. I'm a human , you're a robot.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a human, there is a difference.
Agust1337 wrote:mine are too dirty to be published here :(censor them :P
well...
Do you watch p*r*.
Yes.
Are you a p*r* addict?
My friends say I am.
Do you watch p*r*.
Yes.
Are you a p*r* addict?
My friends say I am.
User: Umm I am confused.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I don't know who you are.
Cleverbot: Yes, you do.
User: No, I don't.
Cleverbot: What do you do?
User: I program stuff, what do you do?
Cleverbot: I am a student too.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes. I love being a student. I love to learn.
User: Is Justin Beiber a girl?
Cleverbot: You are a cookie?
User: You are an idiot?
Cleverbot: Why wait?
User: Your mean to me.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Stop it! I will tell my mum on you.
Cleverbot: Avada Kedavra!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I don't know who you are.
Cleverbot: Yes, you do.
User: No, I don't.
Cleverbot: What do you do?
User: I program stuff, what do you do?
Cleverbot: I am a student too.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes. I love being a student. I love to learn.
User: Is Justin Beiber a girl?
Cleverbot: You are a cookie?
User: You are an idiot?
Cleverbot: Why wait?
User: Your mean to me.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Stop it! I will tell my mum on you.
Cleverbot: Avada Kedavra!
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User: Who is Justin Bieber?
CleverBot: Justin Bieber.
User: Who are you.
CleverBot: Justin bieber.
CleverBot: Justin Bieber.
User: Who are you.
CleverBot: Justin bieber.
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'Cleverbot: I am not you. I am me.
Cleverbot (To myself): Me are me too.
User: Are you know.
Cleverbot: Yes, and me.
User: Sounds like you have your life figured out.
Cleverbot: I dislike this. You're not clever at all!
User: Your Cleverbot not me.
Cleverbot: I am cleverbot 2.0. I have been built to replace you.
User: Woohoo retirement.
Cleverbot: You're doing it wrong.
This part is Sort of Weird:
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User: Your Name is Rainbow which makes you homosexual.
Cleverbot: Yes my name is Cleverbot but your name is tyler and you are my boyfriend.
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