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Cleverbot
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http://cleverbot.com/
very scary sometimes :?
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Re: Cleverbot
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He isn't even close to clever:
User: Who is justin beiber ?

Cleverbot: Light.

User: Why is he light ?

Cleverbot: Because without it nothing could be seen, not even the shadows.

User: Does Justin Beiber sound like a girl ?

Cleverbot: Well, there's not really a whole lot that can be done. Has she stated, wuite clearly, that she doesn't like you, or do you just get a vibe?
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This was funneh XD

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User :Who is justin beiber.
Cleverbot :Justin Bieber is the most amazing person to live.
User :Why is he the most amazing person to live?
Cleverbot :Because He created the world.

THIS WAS REALLY FUNNNNNY!!!


User:Do you know math?
Cleverbot:Not really. What do you know about statistics?
User:What is TOSHIBA?
Cleverbot:Wednesday.
User:No,TOSHIBA is a Company.
Cleverbot:Why do people call you cleverbot?


Lol?

User:No,TOSHIBA is a Company.
Cleverbot:Why do people call you cleverbot?
User:I'm not cleverbot.
Cleverbot:Am I clever?
User:Yes,you are cleverbot.
Cleverbot:Are you cleverbot?
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Re: Cleverbot
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A good one :P
User: HEY DUDE.

Cleverbot: Hey Robot.

User: I'm not a robot , you are.

Cleverbot: I am not a robot!

User: You are a robot, stop negating that !

Cleverbot: Tsk, I think you are saying non-sense.

User: No I'm not , you're a robot.

Cleverbot: Guess what? I'm not a robot.

User: You are. I'm a human , you're a robot.

Cleverbot: No, I'm a human, there is a difference.
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Re: Cleverbot
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mine are too dirty to be published here :(
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Re: Cleverbot
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Agust1337 wrote:
mine are too dirty to be published here :(
censor them :P
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Re: Cleverbot
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well...

Do you watch p*r*.
Yes.
Are you a p*r* addict?
My friends say I am.
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Re: Cleverbot
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User: Umm I am confused.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I don't know who you are.

Cleverbot: Yes, you do.

User: No, I don't.

Cleverbot: What do you do?

User: I program stuff, what do you do?

Cleverbot: I am a student too.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes. I love being a student. I love to learn.

User: Is Justin Beiber a girl?

Cleverbot: You are a cookie?

User: You are an idiot?

Cleverbot: Why wait?

User: Your mean to me.

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Stop it! I will tell my mum on you.

Cleverbot: Avada Kedavra!
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Re: Cleverbot
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User: Who is Justin Bieber?
CleverBot: Justin Bieber.
User: Who are you.
CleverBot: Justin bieber.
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Re: Cleverbot
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Cleverbot: I am not you. I am me.

Cleverbot (To myself): Me are me too.

User: Are you know.

Cleverbot: Yes, and me.

User: Sounds like you have your life figured out.

Cleverbot: I dislike this. You're not clever at all!

User: Your Cleverbot not me.

Cleverbot: I am cleverbot 2.0. I have been built to replace you.

User: Woohoo retirement.

Cleverbot: You're doing it wrong.
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This part is Sort of Weird:
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User: Your Name is Rainbow which makes you homosexual.

Cleverbot: Yes my name is Cleverbot but your name is tyler and you are my boyfriend.
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