What Gender is the Computer :)
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What Gender is your Computer?
Saw this and just had to post it up
A Group of Male and Female of Students were asked "What Gender is the Computer"
The Male Group had a think and came up with the Computer was definately Feminine Gender..
Because..
1. No one but the creator understands their internal Logic
2. The Native Language they use to communicate with other computers in incomprehensible to everyone else
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending money on accessories for it
The Female Group had a think and came up with the computer as Mascaline ie: Male
Because..
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on
2. They have a lot of data, But still can't think for themselves
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, But half the time they ARE the problem
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realise that if you had waited a little longer you could have got a better Model
The Women Won..
Chris
Saw this and just had to post it up
A Group of Male and Female of Students were asked "What Gender is the Computer"
The Male Group had a think and came up with the Computer was definately Feminine Gender..
Because..
1. No one but the creator understands their internal Logic
2. The Native Language they use to communicate with other computers in incomprehensible to everyone else
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending money on accessories for it
The Female Group had a think and came up with the computer as Mascaline ie: Male
Because..
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on
2. They have a lot of data, But still can't think for themselves
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, But half the time they ARE the problem
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realise that if you had waited a little longer you could have got a better Model
The Women Won..
Chris
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mine is kind of a bisexual if you know what i mean
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Mine is female lol
lol
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Thats is very bizarre :P And Bogoh, that makes no sense at all :O?
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Mine is Female i think ;D
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Mine has a cute face
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Mines a computer it doesn't have a gender
but my old win 98 was definitely a female lmao;
but my old win 98 was definitely a female lmao;
Nailing my feet to the floor is easier than using my own muscles to balance, but you don't see me doing that
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