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[CodenStuff]

Hello all,

Want to earn some extra bonus crazy points?

YES YOU DO!

Then all you have to do in order to get those points is make me laugh, post your funniest, craziest, maddest, rib splittingly funny joke and if it makes me laugh you get the points.

If you fail to make me laugh you will be punished severely :lol: ......

Go on.....make me laugh :shock:

[comathi]

What if we want to be punished severely? (If that made you laugh, count it as a joke :lol:)

[XTechVB]

A programmer's wife:
- Honey do you know when is our anniversary?
The husband:
- Of course i do, wait a second...
- Ah here we go, 3 days after my Visual Studio's trial license expires!

[Dummy1912]

a man comes to the doctor:
- Doctor when I press here does it hurt,
and when I press over there also it hurts.

- Which the doctor answer you have a broken finger lmao;

There were two ghosts:
- Says one ghost hey you let your handkerchief fall

- Which the other ghost answer
Nope that's my son who learns to fly lmao;

[jordy03]

i'm very bad at jokes but good in sharing funniest videos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCex1N9jDbU

50 second video on "How To Install iOS7" But so damn funny

(i know thats so bad that he waste food, but… :/ f*ck him

[Shim]

A young Programmer and his Project Manager board
a train headed through the mountains on its way to
Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two
seats right across the aisle from a young woman
and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that
the young woman and the young programmer are interested in each other, because they are giving each other looks. Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound of a
kiss followed by the sound of a slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word. The grandmother is
thinking to herself, “It was very brash for that young
man to kiss my granddaughter, but I’m glad she
slapped him.” The Project manager is sitting there thinking, “I
didn’t know the young tech was brave enough to
kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn’t missed him
when she slapped me!” The young woman was sitting and thinking, “I’m glad the guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had
not slapped him!” The young programmer sat there with a satisfied
smile on his face. He thought to himself, “Life is
good. How often does a guy have the chance to
kiss a beautiful girl and slap his Project manager all
at the same time!”

[Usman55]

What did the mathematical mermaid wear to the party?
Algae-bra.

[comathi]

I'm terrible at jokes, so credits go to this thread.

Q: How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist?

A: An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.